Guy, I'm going to have to take a couple days off... I've got a head cold again.

[ She sneezes loudly. ]

Uuggh, when will my immune system adapt to this place?

I didn't like that holiday.

Not one bit.

I'm glad that one was lost somewhere in the past. I don't think I could stand it, if that's how things normally go.

[ There's some rustling, then a groan of pain. A few minutes pass, and the owner of the voice SHRIEKS. A thump follows. ]

.... Hsssss... Ow... ah... my heel...

Damn it.

[ There's a pause and rustling of the pages as she picks up her book. ]

... Which way is h -- ow... --home. Which way... [ She sighs. ]

A lot of people are being taken lately. I hope they're all okay.

I just realized... my one year mark will be here in about two months. Has it really been that long? It doesn't feel like it at all. It seems like, just yesterday, I was traveling around with Milly and that idiot. Who knew I'd miss that stupid planet? It's so beautiful here, it always is to me, but somehow, that place will always be home in my head.

Luffy, would you like to come over for dinner sometime soon? It's been a while since I've cooked for you, hasn't it?

I guess some new faces are showing up...

After what happened, I was kind of hoping they'd be too busy to bother with it, this time. At least they waited until that mess was over, but... still, this seems like a bad time to add more stress on the current residents.

Hopefully, there aren't too many.

Still, to the New Feathers arriving, welcome to the village.

Now that I think about it...

I think I've seen all but one of the 'seasons' I read about. It's a bit nerve wracking to realize.

This is getting out of hand... I think I escaped it, though.

Try not to hurt anyone, will you? Watch what you people are saying!

Is the weather in summer always like this?

I'm so used to one, consistent state of weather that it all seems a bit strange to me.

Milly's missing. Her things are still in her room, so I guess that means they took her.

How could I not have noticed? Maybe they would have taken me, too... but...

She shouldn't have to be alone, either way.

[ooc: Oh yeah! Meryl's relationships post is up. /o/ Go check it out/comment if I forgot you.]

[A particularly deep voice is just stammering.]

W-what... no--no way. What is this?

I'm dreaming, right? It's a dream. This is a bad dream.

Wake up, wake up! Come on!

[SMACK]

Ouch...

No... this can't... no!

[A sneeze.]

Ugh...

Not again. I swear, if my immune system doesn't adapt to this climate soon, I'll die. This is such an annoyance.

[She sniffles and clears her throat.]

I miss Ciel. He was such a nice boy and made very good soup. I guess I should go lie down for a while.

They're really giving me a run for my money, lately. The arrivals this week and the meteors, it's been eventful, alright.

Guy, I hate to bother you, but I need some help.

Just... what did I come back to...

[Meryl's on the outskirts of town, dumbfounded, trying to get her brain to work again. She's been in the desert. Her allergies have been killer and she needed a break from the pollen, so she ventured to the desert for some time alone. She's come back and has been reading along her way. This is one of her worst nightmares.]

Everything's so.. green outside. I've never seen anything like this. I've seen geoplants, but they're never this impressive. Something about the natural growth is just pretty breathtaking.

Our numbers are growing again. The beginning of the month. I'm still hoping not to see any of them. Of course, I have to wonder... if Mr. Wolfwood were to show up... just how would I stomach that? I wonder if I should have a plan set, just in case.

What the hell was that about?!

Really, they've got the strangest sense of humor! Those assholes!

I'm back to normal, it seems. Which means, no, no strangers can come into my house and eat my food.

[Private to Asch and Ciel]

This, of course, doesn't apply to you. You're welcome here any time you need it.

[/Private]

I'm.. just going to go work on the firing range for a while.

Everyone.

I've made a big batch of cookies! Please, feel free to take some!


[ooc: That slight tendency for being motherly? It's now amplified.]

....

[pop!]

IYAAAH!






Lufffffffyyyyy!!

... I'm pretty sure this has been the strangest series of events I've ever seen in my life.

They're really getting their insane ideas out with this experiment, aren't they?